Im trying to enjoy my sunday with Hannah but Brian is terrorizing us

Hi, me again! I’m trying to relax with my best friend Hannah, but my idiot of a little brother Brian is spouting out a constant flow of BS about trains, Angry Birds, and crap like that. I couldn’t hang out with Hannah, so I wrote this post.

 

BRIAN SUCKS EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi,Internet!

Hi! This is my first post! I’m Alex! I can’t stop using exclamation marks ’cause i’m so stupidly happy about having another reason to stare at a computer screen all day like attention deprived squirrel on the pc!